douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

by bob h boberson June 21, 2008

douche nozzle sucker

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.

"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."

by silly girl :) August 4, 2009

Pretentious Douchebag

A person obsessed with their sense of self worth. Characteristically they believe they are greater than other people and belittle others to gain status and feel powerful.
These people can almost never spell, drink too much, party with 'boiz' or are generally just stupid.

That Luke Sugars guy is a Pretentious Douchebag.

by Chuck13s March 18, 2011

Hashtag Douche Bag

Someone who uses Twitter obsessively and is a complete Douche about it. Someones whos tweets are consistently boring and pointless or self evaluating

Did you see Roman's last tweet? 'Roman just left the gym. Benchpressed 250. New Record! Gonna go break some hearts at the club now' That guy is such a Hashtag Douche bag

by Dannyf11 May 17, 2011

douche muffin

a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.

That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin

by homer d. poe December 6, 2007

arch douche

1. the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag.

2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder

Example 1: Jimmy is the arch douche of the accounting department.

Example 2: That guy is the fuckin' Arch Douche.

by grlwholvd January 26, 2011

douche chill

Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves.

Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."

1. Mike and Tom are playing one-on-one basketball. Mike tries to show off and go up for a dunk. He misses it and face plants on the concrete. The sooner the better, Mike exclaims, "Douche chilllllll!"

by AyeJaye October 2, 2007