retard dong

The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
Toby is slow, but man can he fuck. He's got that retard dong.
by Manuterus May 13, 2015
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Dong Ma

A variation of Mandarin Chinese meaning "understand."

Similar in use to "capische?" or "comprende?"

Made popular by Joss Whedon's show Firefly
"If you don't shut up, I'll put a bullet in your brain pan, dong ma?"
by stjimmy April 14, 2006
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Dad Dong

noun.

The big, thick, weighty penis that your Dad has, and that you don't.
"Hey Cam., do you think we will ever get Dad Dong?"

Remember when you were a kid showering with your dad? His penis was always enormous, and you always wondered how come yours didn't resemble his at all.
by D in V December 13, 2008
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ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.
That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!
by moi April 21, 2004
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dong hyuck

1. Dong hyuck or 'donghyuck' is a verb used to refer to an ace or a person who are always winning
2. Is also used to describe person whom has a really angelic voice and the world revolves around him.
3. The type of person who share an umbrella with you but cover you more than himself to make sure not a drop of rain fall on you. He would complaint that you consume most of the space afterwards when you saw that his left shoulder is soaking wet
Doyoung : we shouldn't fight against donghyuck

Person A : WAHH YOU DONG HYUCK IT THIS TIME!!
Person B : What do you mean this time!? I ALWAYS DONG HYUCK IT ALL THE TIME
by Halleybullshit December 06, 2020
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diddly dong

It's that noodle between yo thighs. Most common in men. Exceptions include Donald Trump.
Adon : Bang avec les plus petit pénis dans le monde!
Ragz: LOOOOOOL
Sid: I'd laugh too if I knew what that meant
Ragz: It means "Bang has the smallest diddly dong in the world"
by FapGod December 18, 2015
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dong sandwich

Z: What did your mom pack you for lunch?
E: A dong sandwich
Z: I'm so jealous, can i have a bite?
by Rev. Dongage March 16, 2009
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