fish on a dock

A flip-flopper. Someone who repeatedly reverses their opinion about something.

What?! Jon told me that he *didn't* want us to fire Clark. And then he told you to fire him?! What a fish on a dock.

by redsquirrel53 July 25, 2015

Dock Squatin

When an uncircumcised Male and a circumcised Male scissor like female lesbians.

Those guys are late because they were dock squatin.

by Talk back guy June 4, 2018

Risky Dock

To dock one’s penis into another man’s foreskin riskily.

Some people are so drawn to this act that they create groups to worship it.

“Oh look! Jack and Tom are in the process of a risky dock at the back of the school assembly.”

by SlitherinCider May 12, 2020

Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.

Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night

by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018

Pickle Dock

A slang term used to describe the female genitals.

"Pete sailed his Vlasic into her juicy pickle dock."

by JimmyTubeSteak March 19, 2010

safety docking

Where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. The safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and masturbate until there semen blends in the middle. This is often followed up with letting it drip into shot glasses and cheersing to having a safe shift.

worker1- those homos where safety docking again.
worker 2- it's not even end of shift yet

by boiler March 13, 2015

Wet Docking

The process of inserting one penis into the foreskin of another while both parties urinate.

I was docking with Dave the other night and he decided to take it up a level. We both needed to pee to we just let rip. Felt so good.

Mind you, wet docking is messy. I need a new carpet.

by Blackhood007 August 19, 2009