A sad modern affliction affecting anyone owning any technological object with an "apple" logo upon it. This illness leads to sufferers swinging from a "high" due to owning the aforesaid technological grail and being uniquely cool like all the other ithingummy owners, to a crushing depressive "low" when the person realizes they have paid a king's ransom for some hyped-up, over-marketed techno bauble and enhances their personality like toe jam does for foot hygiene.
Dude: Fuck what's with Nathan? He was all over me 10 minutes ago, showing off his new toy and that fucking app that tells you where all the manhole covers in your neighbourhood are located! And now, he's just snivelling in the corner, beating himself around the head with that ithing.
Dudess: Oh man, he's just suffering from ipolar disorder. If you want to really send him over the edge tell him Steve Jobs sucks balls for quarters.
Dudess: Oh man, he's just suffering from ipolar disorder. If you want to really send him over the edge tell him Steve Jobs sucks balls for quarters.
by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010
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by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010
Get the Obsessive masterbaition disorder mug.-the condition that occurs when a person, usually female, views old photographs and asks themself "What the hell was I wearing???"
Honey, I just looked at the picture of me from senior prom in my high school yearbook...i have post-traumatic dress disorder!
by jakester42 July 13, 2011
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by NekoPocky July 7, 2010
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Symptoms of Obsessive-Liking Disorder:
1. You like your own statuses.
2. You feel the need to press like whether you like it or not.
3. You wish there was a double like (or even more) button.
4. You wish there was a dislike button.
5. You wish you could like your own comment.
6. Your friends say you like things too much.
7. You click the like button on someone's FML moments.
8. You hit unlike just to like it again.
9. You press like even when you don't know the person.
10. You go through your entire feed, and proceed to press like on everything/anything.
11. You like something just because everyone else likes it.
12. You ask people to like your status updates.
13. You refresh the page to see if more people liked your status update.
14. You refresh the page to see if there's any more things to like.
15. You wish you could like other people's comments.
16. You like it so much, you like to comment "like" on what you just liked.
17. After you "like" something, you comment & say "like." "double like." "triple like."
18. You feel the urge to like something that doesn't have a like option.
19. You like so many things, you forget what you liked.
20. You don't remember clicking the like button but you did.
1. You like your own statuses.
2. You feel the need to press like whether you like it or not.
3. You wish there was a double like (or even more) button.
4. You wish there was a dislike button.
5. You wish you could like your own comment.
6. Your friends say you like things too much.
7. You click the like button on someone's FML moments.
8. You hit unlike just to like it again.
9. You press like even when you don't know the person.
10. You go through your entire feed, and proceed to press like on everything/anything.
11. You like something just because everyone else likes it.
12. You ask people to like your status updates.
13. You refresh the page to see if more people liked your status update.
14. You refresh the page to see if there's any more things to like.
15. You wish you could like other people's comments.
16. You like it so much, you like to comment "like" on what you just liked.
17. After you "like" something, you comment & say "like." "double like." "triple like."
18. You feel the urge to like something that doesn't have a like option.
19. You like so many things, you forget what you liked.
20. You don't remember clicking the like button but you did.
by yjp May 25, 2009
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by Catratcha June 23, 2018
Get the Dinora mug.Similar to PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), PLSD is a disorder that occurs when a human experiences a long period of lethargy (the person has done “nothing”) to then return to a stressful environment such as school or work. Usually accompanied by mild to dysfunctional depression and suicidal thoughts. Other known related symptoms are insomnia, tiredness, and emoness.
"After spring break, 203 people were diagnosed with Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD). Of these victims, 23 committed suicide the following Monday. The other 180 reported bouts of tiredness and a few reported cases of emoness.
'Yes, it is a growing concern, especially affecting people as young as 13 years old!' says Dr. Gibbons of the PLSD Research Facility of Orange County"
- The Washington Post
'Yes, it is a growing concern, especially affecting people as young as 13 years old!' says Dr. Gibbons of the PLSD Research Facility of Orange County"
- The Washington Post
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