plum dinger 

1. The act of stuffing terds back into the anus

2. An offensive word used to describe a man with dingleberries.

1. The toilet wasnt flushing at my girlfriends house so i had to 'plum dinger' and hope that I could leave the house without being seen

2. Man 1: "Look at his anus."

Man 2: "That plum dinger, doesnt he know how to wipe with charmin?"

plum dinger by normapolis September 6, 2010

Hum Dinger 

When during a Blowjob the giver hums to the Batman theme song whilst an erect Penis is motioning back and forth in their throat and at the same time simultaneously flicking the receiver's balls as if it were the lunchtime bell.

My genitals were on sexual fire so bad when Jamie gave me a Hum Dinger that my heart stopped.

Who's Speechley fooling saying that he's not sexually experienced....the Hum Dinger he gave me told me he's done this kinda thing many times before.

If I'm not copping a Hum Dinger...I'm not alive!

Hum Dinger by Horny Horn May 29, 2013

bling dinger 

sum1 who wears fake "bling"

"andrew u bling dinger!" said i

"nope im not its a real swansea ring." said andrew

"did u find it in a cracker?" said i

"no i bought it at the liberty stadium." said andrew

bling dinger by Jewel$. April 8, 2008

daddy dinger 

the act of transcending from a young man to an wise old sage, by hooking up with a partner 12 years or more younger. From that moment on, he will exclusively wear cargo pants, tommy Bahama shirts and spend his money on an entry level Porsche.

Rich hits one daddy dinger and now he won’t stop quoting caddyshack and wears a cheap gold chain.

daddy dinger by Mambarule July 12, 2019

hum-dinger 

n. something that's really funny, as a joke, or perhaps an occurance that was exciting or funny. syn. doozey.

1. this dude bumped my car the other day. i got a hum-dinger of a scratch on it.
2. did you see ho much air he got? that was a hum-dinger.

hum-dinger by morgan the mighty April 8, 2005

Ring dinger 

I continuous strand of feces that slightly touches end-to-end to make a perfect ring in the toilet bowl.

Terri: "Hey Brent, check out the ring dinger I left for you in our bathroom."

Brent: "HA, rookie, gimme 20 minutes. You ain't seen shit" (pun intended)

Ring dinger by Daynuh_bee March 12, 2023

ding dinger 

the gates that blink and go down before a train goes by or a bridge goes up

-hey, why are all these cars waiting around?
--the ding dingers just went down, the train is about to pass.

ding dinger by jassy1234 August 3, 2008