The part of your brain which kicks in at the last second and prevents you from saying something incredibly stupid.
He was about to ask her about her pseudopregnancy, when his AFIMD Anti-Foot In Mouth Device kicked in and closed his mouth for him.
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Get the AFIMD [Anti-Foot In Mouth Device] mug.A very egotistical person, who thinks he is funny and if better than anyone. He will hit on all the girls and try to act "gangster". He will never figure out how stupid and wrong he is you see, because of his mental disabilities from his birth, and when he was dropped as a baby for his head was larger than a normal child.
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Get the Derrick Lam mug.A proficient conversationalist. Netflix junkie. Invents new, convenient words to use in everyday conversation. Conversations seem to just roll off the tongue with minimal effort around him. He anticipates story time and is sure to put a smile on your face. He's outgoing and more than easy to befriend because of his charming wit and his knack for playing tag in a fun abnormal manner all the while making popcorn.
Who's that newb coming in here playing tag and pulling strings like he owns the place? -Well...that's Derrick for ya!
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Get the Hands-free masturbation device mug.Der-rick: A Derrick is commonly found in bars, clubs, and strip joints. Usually successful, awesome and great with the ladies. In most cases, they are great at beer pong. Can also be referred to as a "Pimp" or "Mackdaddy".
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