American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021

Deranged Strange

A crazy females vagina.

OMG I barely escaped with my life. That Amy is a crazy motherfucker. I'm done fuckin with that Deranged Strange.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023

derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery

Astoria.

Random recruit: "Yo bro how would you define Astoria?"
Me, who's seen how fucking stupid the server is: "Derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery."

by omnicontrol October 12, 2023

GDS (Gavin Derangement Syndrome)

A mental disorder, disease that afflicts MAGA, who have negative views on the democratic party and will do unjustly things for Trump only, and claim he is superior in anyway and will never find fault even if he is a pedophile.

@NullenM: You need mental help for your GDS (Gavin Derangement Syndrome) LOL 😂

@gypsytears75: Fuck you. I live in CA he’s a piece of shit

by anonymous August 15, 2025

Deranger

A word to describe the unhinged mass of lunatics who are obsessed with the Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle and choose to participate in a coordinated attack on her and her family at every possible opportunity because they will believe anything they're told by the British Media, who are also obsessed with the Duchess.

"Derangers have no idea what they are talking about from one moment to the next and have been led up the garden path and left there."

"Derangers will attack Meghan Markle for smiling but will quickly excuse Prince Andrews Epstein connections"

"What is that awful non-stop screeching noise? The Derangers are crying because Meghan is a New York Times Bestseller"

"Derangers can also be high profile "journalists" who actively engage with hate accounts and use their media access and large platforms to spread the hate accounts many unfounded lies"

by VeritasWM December 14, 2021

Taylor Derangement Syndrome

Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters

"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"

by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023

Heard Derangement Syndrome

"Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Amber Heard, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."

Depp fanatics are so consumed by their Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) that they don’t stop talking about Amber Heard.

by IStandWithAmberHeard June 21, 2022