Declan

a little man who likes to flex his muscles and brags about the fact that his mum is a dentist and that he is rich because his mummy is dentist. he also has many girlfriends that he tongues with in front of all his friends but he doesn't do it in front of his mummy because she will beat him because he is not old enough to date (he is 15).

random man: look there Declan wonder when his mummy is gonna let him date
Declan: don't talk shit about my mummy

by a friend of declan March 16, 2020

Society's Decline

The downfall of society: cultural, economical, and social.

See: Kanye West

Phil: Kanye West claims he's the voice of our generation.

Mike: You see, that's what I mean when I talk about Society's decline...

by Lt_Homer December 23, 2008

I respectfully request to decline your offer!

What can politely spoken in many situation’s you want “NO” involvement with them on any level i.e. Job, family situation, business opportunity, a known unesassary medical treatment/test to make a “Dr.”, a quick Buck for there new BMW/Million Dollar home/Boat/whatever Praise/Prize their after for “themselves,” with a new medical drug it pulled on from a pharmasuitical Co., and ignoring paitent care to speak for an hr on the product, taking away time away from the paitent to “SELL/SELL OUT” what you built the practice to do in the first place i.e. Save peoples lives! Sales Rep’s that push their $100-a couple $Thousand product that is likely to break in a month W/ a shitty contract or warranty that doesn’t hold it’s water with the toilet paper it was printed on. Just letting them know you will not their next money making scam or victim to prey on to make that “Money,” while You own family suffers the consequences. This is how you Reply and just walk away.

Sir, Your Co. is in bed with some pretty dirty people and I respectfully request to decline your offer.

Dr. I see your sales coming off more than my personal treatment and these meds., made me feel worse than I did before I started treatments. I respectfully request to decline your offer for further treatment. Thank you for your time.

Mr. Doe, I don’t feel that it takes a gang, It takes an honest man 7 years to prove what a dishonest man with a team choose to make up in 30 mins to make a dollar over some ones head. I respectfully request to decline your offer!

Man: Lady, I love, you are my world, I’ll always miss you. We should have made so many more good memory’s together and I can’t stand another day with out you. I did this all for you! NEED to be “together forever.” We belonge together!

Lady: What you did is for your ego and self alone. You’re a bad example of a person and a cheater. A back stabbing horrable ex that had no problem sleeping with many of his so called friends girlfriends and wives while saying how much better you would be for them. Then dumping them for their best friends after you knocked her up and ran telling her to have an abortion againsed her own principals. What you did is loose your respect for others, my trust and faith in you as a person, and true dignity a long time go to basically harm before helping out people. We are nothing alike and I don’t care about your money or college degree. “I respectfully request to decline your offer,” on account that “I” worked my ass off to support a family you helped destroy. I love and respect them more than selling out to a sleeze bag hax. I’m with the true, simplistic, real man of my dreams and nothing you say will ever hold water with me.

by KellyGeanJ&Eric May 9, 2010

Declan

Fatass, loses in games all the times, an uncultured swine

DECLAN SUCKS!

by TheBiggestOfBois May 29, 2018

declan

a guy who cant touch he's toes.

Person 1: i'm not flexible at all
Person 2: you must be a Declan

by THE_DANKEST_MEMES July 31, 2017

declan

A funny god, but also ugly and dumb with a micro-peen

Declan is so funny but he looks like shrek

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

Pulling a Declan

When your triggered and rage quit mid-game, then remove and block everyone from your friends list. Its like rage quitting but for the biggest of losers and the ultra mega super gay.

1. Josh: "Yo Declan wanna play some Call of Duty?"
Declan: *Declan has left the party*
Josh: "Oh wow he just pulled a Declan."

2. Person 1: I tried inviting Joe to a game of League of Legends but I couldn't find him on my friends list."
Person 2: "Joe pulled a Declan last night and removed everyone from his friends list."

3. Person 1: "Steve raged when I beat him in a 1v1 yesterday and now I can't invite him to my party. Do you think he is pulling a Declan?"

Person 2: "Totally."

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018