Decepticar

When a car usually driven by a cute young girl is instead driven by a crusty looking burn-out.

I was looking forward to checking out a young hottie when I pulled up to the light next to a white Pontiac Sunfire. Instead I saw some old hag smoking a cigarette. It was a Decepticar.

by CarPerv August 6, 2012

decent boring

a gathering, event or get together that is so boring but you don’t want to offend the gathering , so you add some positivity to its boringness. Decent boring.

Went to a party the other day hosted by my beau and it was pretty awful. It was decent boring.

by Wrangler17 November 26, 2018

Decent Maiden

When someone does not live up to the qualities of a fair maiden, they must be considered a “decent maiden”. It is a downgrade of a fair maiden.

Dang that lady just dumped a whole bag of trash out on the interstate, she’s a decent maiden.

by Dequavis M June 28, 2020

Decetive

Stupendously moronic/idiotic

You decetive idiot

by Vab July 14, 2020

Deceleration

The process of taking all the disgusting celery out of your soup.

Eww, dude wtf?! Don't eat your soup without deceleration FFS!

by Retto Elbaroda February 18, 2021

Deceptivecon

A massively publicized or accepted information that appears empowering and for your best interest but is really intended for your long-term harm, loss or destruction.

A well Known Deceptivecon is Lientists telling the public that consuming petroleum made pharmaceuticals are more healthier than consuming natural occurring herbs.

by Seven Spirits July 15, 2023

Deception

something america (u.s.a.) loves doing

average joe: omg americans finally destroyed those evil terrorists
4-dimensional intellectual: that's what you call Deception.

by Pajcho October 30, 2023