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Bet-Debt

when you lose a bet, you enter bet debt.

Everyone starts at 0 and if you win you go up +1 but if you lose you go -1. If you continue to lose, you continue going negative. If you win you subtract from your bet dent and go positive.
She lost our bet and now she’s in bet-debt until she wins.
by twarfare November 8, 2020
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debt-o-matic

The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.
"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .
by Contracts God December 18, 2012
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life's debt

The opposite of a life's savings. Its when you acquire lots of credit card debt, car loan, students loans and are financially inept.
Jack spent his life buying what he wanted with no impulse control and built up his life's debt.
by chipworthington October 18, 2016
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spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.
The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.
<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"
by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020
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Fapital Debt

When a person has a stockpile of pornography they have yet to masturbate to.
John: I'm not going out tonight.
Stacey: Why not?
John: I've got too much fapital debt.
by virtual-fatality June 24, 2025
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Moon-debt

When the debt seems small presently but is actually huge in the long-run.
Bro, I didn't know I was in a moon-debt until yesterday.
by thehungryshubham July 29, 2020
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