Wet debt

When the weather was forecast to be raining now but it isn’t, and you know it’s going to absolutely piss it down later instead.

I hope it’ll be safe to drive home this evening with the wet debt.

by g4whe4thwe4thew45yh July 19, 2025

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Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.

<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"

by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020

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debt card

a card just like credit or debit but it actually puts you deeper and deeper into debt.

Man, i really shouldnt have gotten that debt card.

by jbam555 January 21, 2022

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debt sister

Girls who suffer financially together; opposite of sugar sister

Beetch, my debt sister told me the other day that she had no money but I saw her at Urban Outfitters.

by rudecockblocker April 3, 2017

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debt-o-matic

The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.

"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .

by Contracts God December 18, 2012

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