Daffodick

A typical welshman/woman who bang on about their nationality and how 'welsh and proud' they are, naively oblivious of the biggest irony of all: that they nearly always come last at everything. On the rare occasion that they win something like a rugby match they get several years mileage out of it and often canonise the try scorer giving them fucking ridiculous names like 'Merve the swerve'. Another sad irony is that the most vociforous of these creatures can't even speak fucking welsh.

Have you heard that Dave now spells his name 'Dafydd' and has just posted a picture of a dragon on his facebook. Apparently his Nans, Uncles Father in Law was welsh - what a fucking daffodick!!!!

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Daffalissispukis

Daffalissispukis is a spell that you must perform on all newly formed KKK members. They must kill three black people with a hampster. It must be done otherwise you will be shunned from the Amish community.

Daffalissispukis: lactoseintolerent pickle juice is for baby mice in heat. pick up a jew and babtize it then u will go to hell.

by FoxyGrandma69HopOnehooker November 3, 2012

Daffed

Literally translated to "Drunk as fuck"

The suffix is not necessary in the phrase, but is added for ease of speech.

Dude, I was hella daffed last night

by Milktastic November 16, 2013

dabofus

Dabofus (duh-bow-fuss)- taking the words "the both of us" and combing them into one word-Dabofus

Dwayne: what did Jim and you do over the weekend Tom?

Tom: Dabofus went to the movies with those twin hotties Megan and Malorie from English class.

by BIGh52 January 1, 2014

Dafooquoo

When you truly have no idea what's happening and feel like "da fuck is going on" you can begin to worship this ancient religion

Mike's friends started talking about differential calc and he began to worship dafooquoo

by noodles235 August 6, 2016

daffuqque

when someone says something and you're like wtf!!!!

daffuqque bro?

by thedeathofme783 July 27, 2016

daffy diddle

To wear a fake duck nose and slap a female in the face with your erect penis after coating it in chocolate and peanut butter.

bro last night i hit her with that daffy diddle

by jpdaffy February 21, 2017