dad

bruh my dad gone lmao

dad: leaves
me: epic

by shaggyfromurdadshouse January 11, 2019

Dad

Rude-careless-grumpy

Me:*goes to sleep late*
Dad in the morning: "WAKE YOUR A** UP RIGHT NOW" YOUR NOT DOING THIS SHIT HERE" GO TO YOUR MOMS YOU LOST CAUSE!!!"

by anonymous January 12, 2022

dad

gone.

wya dad

by hoe time November 23, 2019

Dad

Where is he?

Dad never came back with milk

by s3thums December 17, 2021

Dad

something you don't have

ha you don't have a dad loser

by h3h3h3h3h3 April 6, 2021

Dad

Someone you never had.

Son: why don’t I have a dad?

Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.

by SuccToSUCCeed September 12, 2020

Dad

A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.

Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."

by eeew October 29, 2017