dad

the guy that tells you he’s going to wal-mart ... but the line was very long

me at 2: mom where daddy?
mom: daddy went to the store
me at 30: that was one line in wal-mart

by daddythatleft101 January 16, 2019

Dad

A dad is a blood related father who takes care of you, teaches you and feeds you.

Son;"Dad can you get some milk from the Supermarket?"
Dad:"Sure son!" Takes 15 years to get milk from the supermarket when I won the lottery*

by yourmom284 March 20, 2020

Dad

Also known as the guy with the wallet in the family.

"Hey dad, can you buy me some Rice Krispies Treats?"

by moppinggurl May 13, 2018

Dad

A word used to describe a male parental figure. Commonly they will have a job and are required to take care of you until at least 18. A lot of times a Dad will be busy and makes very unfunny jokes.

Example : Hey dad I'm back!

by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022

dad

someone who went to get milk and didn't come back

ayo dude, it's been 3 years and my dad hasn't come back with the goddamn milk!

by AugustTheHornyInventor January 28, 2022

Dad

A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.

Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."

by eeew October 29, 2017

Dad

Gone.

man 1: Hey man where's your dad?
man 2: Gone.

by notlapa October 22, 2018