Cucumber Sack

A sack of cucumbers!

Bob: What’s in that bag?
Mira: Cucumbers.
Bob: You have a cucumber sack!
Mira: Okay, thanks Bob….

by crosscrissapplesauce August 28, 2021

Cucumber Witch

Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.

Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.

by cucumber whore June 18, 2017

Cucumber Disease

Where everything tastes like cucumbers

Or

Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber

Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings

Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away

by aileennlov3 December 8, 2022

we're in a cucumber

When you just want to be different from the people using "we're in a pickle"

Friend 1: what do you want to talk about?
Friend 2: I don't know.

Friend 1: looks like we're in a cucumber.

by Snoopy dog ggg December 20, 2015

Salted Cucumber

Dick

Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores

by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016

Cucumber vibes

Someone who doesn't fit into a mold of either aggressive behavior or nice, something akin to a cucumber, not evil yet brings an uneasy feeling.(Like cucumber scarring cats because of snakes.)

P1: You are giving me cucumber vibes right now.

P2: What the fuck?

P1: EXACTLY YOU ARE SO CUCMBER VIBES RIGHT NOW!!!

by god of cinder March 7, 2023

Goth Cucumber

Another name for a cactus.

How much for the Goth Cucumber?

by Carla SoSassy September 2, 2019