crying game

(v.) To find out your girlfriend who you've had intercourse with used to be a man


(v.) To get a woman to undress herself only for her to reveal a penis.


Both definitions come from British Movie the crying game <see definition.
a: why so glum, chum?

B: Jenna told me that she is really a he

a: OMFG you got crying game'd


or


I was touching her up when I felt a lump, I pulled it out and there was a dick that was bigger than mine! I felt like I was in the crying game.
by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004
mugGet the crying gamemug.

Vomit-Cry

The act of crying so hard you vomit. Typically done while intoxicated.
While out drinking, Jimmy Blalock had a vomit-cry when he caught Lauren hooking up with another dude.
by billbrasky44 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Vomit-Crymug.

dry crying

When you've cried so much all the tears are gone
I cried all day. At the end of the day I was just dry crying.
by Broken_apart March 2, 2014
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Heyman Cry

Heyman Cry ( Search up Heyman )

Heyman Cry is a verb.

The action that Heymans do when they find portraits with them and their heyman monster.

Its when you give a sour face with tears coming out.

Only the true Heymans would preform this hysterical action of "heyman crying"

It has been proven that if you "heyman cry" you are automatically gay and all your friends have proven that you are gay with a theory of the heyman being gay.

Heymans do not like girls with big tits and nice asses.

They like guys.

And when a guy rejects them.

They do the Heyman Cry.
by XavierFOREALSS!! November 4, 2009
mugGet the Heyman Crymug.

Crying Hangover

The terrible feeling that you have the morning after you spent half the night crying. Where you emotionally feel like crap and your muscles are sore from stress and crying.
Rachel showed up to class late with a terrible crying hangover the day after her boyfriend broke up with her.
by coke>pepsi November 4, 2011
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stop crying

A saying when someone is upset or making a big deal about something stupid, while not actually crying.
-Dude!! we have to read 30 pages tonight?
-stop crying.
-why isnt the remote working?
-stop crying.
by Michael Cho September 25, 2005
mugGet the stop cryingmug.

cry masturbate

this is a term used when you are so sad that you are brought to tears, and you use those delicate tears as lubrication and give yourself a run around the town. It's sad, pathetic, and often done after you break up with your significant other but aren't fortunate enough to have breakup sex.
Ted and I are over, so I'm gonna go cry masturbate
by whaijorgeh November 12, 2013
mugGet the cry masturbatemug.

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