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Get the cryner mug.1. A set of rules or standards that determine whether something warrants turning on the ol' saline-solution glands about.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.
Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his absurdly-indulgent father, who offered to actually buy da school so dat his Little Prince could be coddled da way he preferred --- seemed to view da standard school-rules as being "cryteria" merely because they required him to behave himself and treat da staff and his classmates in a reasonable and decent manner.
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
Get the cryteria mug.Cryselle is a really beautiful black Asian girl. And she hella THICC. She loves bts, is bisexual, and likes a girl but we will get to that later... If you have a friend named cryselle and she is fine as hell and she can sing...ask that bitch out like a real man. Or girl...doesn't matter she likes both teehee
by jiminswifue November 12, 2019
Get the Cryselle mug.An aryan man that loves to threesome with two busty chicks. He normally has a big cock and looks like "The Rock". He could have any chick on the world but choses only his LOVE. You should never be against him or blame him because he is mostly really agressiv. If he punchs you once you should be dead in 3 seconds. He is like Hulk. He is like a undercouver man, you can never get contact to him, he always get the contact first. Everyone loves him and everyone wants to be like him.
OMG fucking god!!! There is Crylex <3 I want to be like him and I want to tast his big ass cock. Please GOD!
by Josef von Braunberg January 7, 2020
Get the Crylex mug.Da standards or sets of rules dat determine whether it would be reasonable/acceptable for you to "bawl 'n' blubber" yer eyes out over some matter or issue dat upsets you.
In "Alice In Wonderland", Alice absolutely "cried me a river" due to her feeling lonesome and unable to leave da large circular meeting-hall where da White Rabbit had led her. In the end, however, it all turned out to have just been a dream, so I dunno if most folks would have considered there to have been sufficient crytearia to justify all of Alice's copious eyes-streaming, even allowing for the fact that she was "just a young child". Same deal wif da selfish two-faced Walrus in Lewis Carrol's other masterwork for children, "Through The Looking Glass" --- said large leathery-skinned mammal may indeed have ACTED all "sad 'n' sorry" for da oysters dat he and his gluttonous carpenter-buddy had unashamedly stuffed their cheeks wif, but he was actually even **more** luscious-shellfish-meat-greedy than da Carpenter, which was blatantly demonstrated by his not only selecting da largest oysters for himself, but also holding up his handkerchief between himself and da Carpenter to hide how many of said sumptuous delicacies dat he was actually eating.
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
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