by The girls with the connection December 28, 2009
Get the Crotch Bubblemug. by Cblantooo March 4, 2017
Get the the owls crotchmug. The act of invading somebody's personal space by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.
by AMooseinBrighton December 4, 2013
Get the Crotch Parrotmug. The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.
by Myagooshki March 7, 2011
Get the Cactus Crotchmug. To describe how pants look when there are holes and tears near the crotch of your pants. Looks like an animal ate it, but it was your crotch instead! Muahahaha! It happens when your legs touch and rub when you walk.
by MisterNeologe December 17, 2008
Get the Hungry Crotchmug. 
The dank, mungy smell of ones ass crack after a day of partying in the heat. Usually occurs when attending county fairs, festivals and outdoor concerts. The smell is reminiscent of sauerkraut and/or pickled onions.
After walking around the county fair all day and getting hammered at the beer tent, George went home and immediately showered as he overwhelmingly smelled of cabbage crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
Get the Cabbage Crotchmug.