Crusty jizz sock

When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see

I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed

by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019

crusty sandal

When you cum in somebody's butt, then shove your whole foot up inside to scoop it out.

Bro Jenny totally let me do a crusty sandal on her last night, it was great

by nicecranch January 20, 2020

cristyle

A girl with a smart mind but always having toxic people in there life can’t drive that good but has a warm heart for little kids she does seem sometime to get into trouble she just needs a push in the right direction and she is always trying to look like someone else but her self

you are such a cristyle

by khorramshahr April 17, 2021

bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011

Marsha Crosby

A name that you use to substitute for someone else's real name. Can be used in various situations as appropriate.

Girl 1: Who is Marsha Crosby?

Girl 2: My boyfriend didn't want me to talk to Richard anymore, so I changed his name in my phone to Marsha Crosby.

Girl 1: Grade A idea.

by patagoniachavez November 29, 2011

Zyndney Crosby

Better known as the chewing tobacco brand “ZYN,” Zyndney Crosby is used when you and the boys are planning to get absolutely sauced in the presence of rockets after snizzing barmexico in the tilly

Eh baud mind saucing me a fuckin Zyndney Crosby?

The function was a barn burner, jonesy supplied us all with Zyndney Crosbys

by 2004_honda_civic May 7, 2022

taking a crosby

The act of a male sitting down while peeing

"Im feeling real feminine right now i just took a crosby"

Look at jim over there, he must be on his period

yea hes taking a crosby

by FlyersFan September 24, 2012