Heated Croissant

When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.

I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex

by fannyexpert23 August 8, 2016

Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect

I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants

by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018

zebra crossing

A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019

Cheese Croissant

If you but malted cheese in a croissant and shove it up your ass you can see the space time continuem

I love using my cheese croissant

by SpontaneousTradeMark November 25, 2019

Animal crossing New horizons

A game that will suck up your entire life after you waited for 3 years. Pay debts at a racoon and the fandom stans a dog...help me please

Me:I have played 130 hours of Animal crossing New horizons so far in 2 months...there adre people with over 300..its out for 2 months send this fandom help

by Yuki0066 May 30, 2020

animal crossing music

the best music in the world

id rather listen to animal crossing music than play pacman

by piece of soup June 11, 2020

Animal Crossing

1. A Game Where The Evil Tom Nook Puts You In Debt And Makes You Pay Taxes

2. Child Labour

3. A Relaxing Family Friendly Game That Is Like Real Life Without The Rona Virus

I'm Gonna Hold You At Gunpoint If You Don't Play Animal Crossing

by Meme_Reaper January 5, 2021