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Criteria
Set transparent criteria and guide lines for market entry and exit
by Set a transparent criteria and September 13, 2018
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Christerbate

The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.

Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine
I was so sad last night that I had to Christerbate myself to sleep.
by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019
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Cristianalandia

A world with a bunch of cri cris, the ideal world.
Welcome to Cristianalandia
by Thegodcricri June 16, 2020
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crittercal condition

In The Pied Piper of Hamlin, things were in a really crittercal condition before said musician showed up.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
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christerbation

Christerbation: When a born again Christian guiltily pleasures themselves knowing that they are a dirty sinner but "...boy does gettin dat nut feel good!"
"Oh Jesus! Are you coming or am I?!!!"

"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."

"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."
by BigPoppaCheeseMan April 21, 2021
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Criterature

A mix between critter and creature.
by OrgnlGangsta10 May 22, 2021
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cristana

cristana a bad bitch
by Cristana June 13, 2021
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