Crissing

It refers to Darren Criss, who plays a gay man on television and when interviewing in real life he ALWAYS makes a point to say that he is straight and point out his heterosexuality. therefore Crissing is an insistent declaration of one's heterosexuality

Interviewer: Are you ok?
Darren Criss: Yes, I'm straight and I have a girlfriend.

That's is Crissing

by indigoGirl81 June 11, 2011

9 crimes

Saddest freaking song in existence.

Damien Rice is a genius, he wrote 9 crimes

by Sheiße April 22, 2009

criss-cross faded

The act of being faded on three or more different drugs.

After I drank and smoked some weed I decided to get criss-cross faded with some xanies.

by hillaree September 2, 2012

midlife crisis

"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons

"A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons

by logitechamerica June 20, 2007

crisps

British for the American word 'chips'.

My favorite crisps are sour cream and onion.

by kitsch September 14, 2003

mid life crisis

when a person (more commonly a man than a woman, but either can experience this fate) begins to question their purpose and direction in life and oftentimes begins to regress back to their teenage years in the way they think and act. they usually are laughed at by their peers because they make themselves look silly by acting much younger than they actually are.

"He's 50 and just bought a red Corvette. Is he having a mid life crisis?"

by Someone Who's Seen It October 6, 2008

criss

Yet another religious kebecker swear word... which is slang for christ. Used to as both noun and adjective.

Toé mon criss, m'a te petté é dents!
Criss de tabarnak que t laid!!!
Je m'en criss!

by elvis wong September 23, 2003