Cracking out

To be addicted to or completely enamored with, as in a television show or video game. Usually with a trashy connotation, referring to mindlessly engaging entertainment.

Yo, I was totally cracking out to a "Storage War$" marathon when you called.

by HSayz January 3, 2011

cracking the wood

Pushing ones boner to one side to the point it cracks like when you crack your knuckles. Cracking the wood dose not lead to E.D.D.

#1 I started cracking the wood during sex and I blew hard and I felt weak at the knees.

#2 My girlfried was cracking the wood as she gave me a hummer. Aaawwwhh snap.

by Dr. Stinkyfinger April 21, 2010

cracking

used to say that someone is so crazy that they are carking on something.

what the fuck are you cracking you shmo!!(lior i love you)

by relish December 15, 2004

cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.

"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."

by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008

crackinged

To be boned senseless by someone who incontrollably nods their head.

Glennda barked as she was crackinged by Becks

by whitters1001 December 8, 2006

Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.

Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"

by J. Gam January 18, 2008

Crysacking

Verb-Complaining and, or using excuses to avoid doing anything that takes the least amount of effort..

Rosie has been crysacking all morning about her back pain in effort to get out of command physical training.

by SuperSteve55134 November 23, 2009