crusty corndog

A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.

I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.

by pwntang April 16, 2008

Corndog

Frozen hotdog covered in corn meal batter, in this reference it is used as a cooling device.

damn son, it's hot as fuck outside and my air conditioner broke so i had to stick a corndog up my ass.

also: why you walking so funny bro, "cause it's hot as fuck!!".
what's up, your balls or something?? naw son!! i got

a frozen corndog up my ass!!!

by GodSkorn July 20, 2015

Crusty Cornhole

When dry, crusty shit is covered around the ring of your asshole.

Kevin mooned us and he had a crusty cornhole!

by Matteezzy February 24, 2009

Compton Cornhole

A "Compton Cornhole", is when you go up to a woman/man, shoot him/her anywhere on her body and then fuck or do anything sexual to the bullet hole.

MM13

Bro, I just Compton Cornholed that bitch!

by JengaSwap July 21, 2014

cornhole creamer

A liquid blast from the ass

By the look of those skids, that must've been a real cornhole creamer

by Francine McBean March 29, 2007

Cornhole colby

This takes at least a week of preparation. For the this week of prep, the male must only eat corn and atomic hot sauce . Once a week times is up, the male will take a femal and tie her to a 20ft circular target. The male then will stand 10 paces southeast of the target, bend over, and Unleash the bowels of Satan on the female body.

Ryan- did you see that girl at the frat house get the cornhole Colby ?
Kevin - yea man , I love college

by Titty milk & cereal November 6, 2016

cornhollio

the act of when beavis gets all sugar high and goes all spazy and says random stuff!

I am cornhollio, do not threatin me!! u do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, but there is but one bunghole!!

my people, we have been without tipi
long live the all mighty bungholiooooooo.

by Almostsk8rkid April 12, 2008