A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.
She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.
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when a girl wears "tighty whities" to keep her ID, money, or whatever in the convenient "pocket" of briefs
Whenever Sonya goes dancing, she wears cargo panties so that she doesn't have to worry about parking her purse while she dances.
by Sonya_Begonia June 16, 2007
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by David Troutt May 29, 2008
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Get the Precious cargo mug.When ones nuts are so visable through ones pants, that others begin to take notice. This occurs most in certain types of pants more than others, and more in certain people.
There are 3 main forms of this condition;
1. Group nuts: When your balls are both in the same area, such as both to the left.
2. Loner nut: When one nut is off to one leg, and the other is in the middle of the 2 legs.
3. Peanut butter Sread: When each nut is off on its own, down either leg. This is the rarest form, and requires a very sweaty, elastic, and sticky nutsack. Each nut must have a certain amount of sweat to attain the required sticky factor to be able to overcome the scrotal tension.
There are 3 main forms of this condition;
1. Group nuts: When your balls are both in the same area, such as both to the left.
2. Loner nut: When one nut is off to one leg, and the other is in the middle of the 2 legs.
3. Peanut butter Sread: When each nut is off on its own, down either leg. This is the rarest form, and requires a very sweaty, elastic, and sticky nutsack. Each nut must have a certain amount of sweat to attain the required sticky factor to be able to overcome the scrotal tension.
Frank: "Damn dude, Paul had some major congo-nuts on the go"
Dave: "i kno man, it was motley."
Phil: "Cwees has some congo-nuts fequently."
Sandi: "so thats what they are!"
Dave: "i kno man, it was motley."
Phil: "Cwees has some congo-nuts fequently."
Sandi: "so thats what they are!"
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