conrad

the guy who gets the worst munchies and always mooches food off of people. he also tends to pass out earlier than everyone else, which can be solved with taking a nerf gun and administering headshots. this person tends to be redheaded

dude can i have another handful of goldfish?

Dude you already had five handfuls! dont conrad me!

by theEaSTer BuNny October 14, 2010

Conway

A dude with serious trust issues with women. Also an alcoholic and tends to hook up with anything he can, but if rejected will go psycho in a drunken rage.

Girl 1: What happened to that guy you were seeing? He seemed so sweet...

Girl 2: Yeah he was, until he pulled a Conway on me. Got drunk and accused me out not loving him. Cat has some trust issues.

by 6 Pounds Soft November 7, 2014

Hannah Conway

Hannah is a very hot pretty smart girl who likes to be emo and gay but she has a very good sense of humor and is the best girl you could ask for she’s the best

Your such a hannah Conway

by Gavin Vyverman January 21, 2019

conrade

(n)
the wrong way of spelling conrade this is often mispelt by people.

a term often used by communist wannabes spelled in an archaic language

Though Felix , the wannabe air cadet, would pass as a communist in speech. He'd fail in typing when referring to Mao as "conrade" because he clearly cant spell.

by ak March 8, 2005

Conway, SC

CON-way, to be CONNED, DECEIVED, LIED TO, STOLEN FROM, DECEPTION

Other definitions: Shit, river of shit, piss, fatness, obeseness.

This town is what they spoke about, or at least inspired the whole concept of the apocalypse. Seriously, famine, flood, death destruction annihilation are the things that come to mind after little more than a day spent in this town. Ask any tourist (dumb enough to be) heading towards myrtle beach. CONway is enroute. It is the shit that reminds you why a vacation to myrtle beach is only good for making you appreciate how different and better your home is.

Main industries: Fast Food, Gas stations, used car dealerships (and i mean USED)

Conway, SC is the Gotham of the South East, and i will be batman, i will tear it a new asshole to get rid of all the shit.

by Man soon to be a Bat October 22, 2008

conrad

A short fat man that is usually below normal IQ. Conrads usually have no friends and like to mingle with normal people. Most Conrads accidently show off their buttcrack without knowing it

"Oye Conrad, Getta ova here!"
"Oye Conrad, You are a queerbait!"

by trevor dewitt January 14, 2008

Conrad

A guy who you think you like and eventually fall in love with, thinking he must like you back, and you are so blinded by love (or obsession) you don't see the obvious truth staring you in the face: HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU. Your heart is broken beyond repair and you see him for what he really is: A dumbass boy who never paid any attention to you anyway. So you try to be happier and you realize who you are meant to be with-a Daniel; every girl needs a Daniel. He likes you back and always has. He's been there for you when you were sad or angry, and now you feel better, like the hole in your heart has been fixed again.

Girl 1: OMG! that guy is sooo hot!
Girl 2: Don't be decieved, he's a Conrad.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hate Conrads.
Girl 2: Same here sister. Been there, done that.

by jadestar114 May 26, 2010