The Confuser

"The Confuser" is very similiar to the commonly known "Punisher" and the very popular "Shocker".
The Confuser involves the male participant using his crooked pinkey finger and sticks it into a woman's vagina. The Confuser is a very good technique because it allows the man to reach all of the "Nooks and Crannies" and confuses the women, making it more enjoyable because she has no idea where he will go next.

"Which way will I go! Which way will I go!"

by Tom Green May 6, 2005

confused with a toilet

shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction

my boss got me confused with a toilet

my tv confused me with a toilet last night

john's wife confused him with a toilet

by michael foolsley August 11, 2010

conguest

The highest level. A height that shall not be grasped

I want to reach the conguest of this economy

by Trunks_TK July 26, 2017

Confused Homo

A person that is both straight and gay, but straight is dominant, but they’re confused

Person: Dude you’re a confused homo
Confused Homo: yes I am

by Hitormisser69 December 11, 2018

Confused

Don’t know your sexuality

I’m confused

by Hi18hoe100192bitch January 15, 2020

orientation Confused

a person that doesnt know if they are fags or just metro and hangs with boys that are homosexual

Person 1: Why do you talk like that and hang with that person are u gay?

Person 2:no??? umm... he "just cool"

Person 1: yea ok u are orientation confused

by khia love December 9, 2008

I’m confused I don’t understand this life

I just don’t understand.

I’m confused I don’t understand this life

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021