conductor

A woman musician who works very hard with an musical ensemble to be recognize by the media.

Jill is a conductor who likes when the local press acknowledges her hard work with the symphony.

by violingeek July 26, 2011

Conductor

A homosexual male. Called a conductor because they drive their "trains" through other men's "tunnels".

can also be used to express aggravation towards someone.

He totally hiney-humped joe last night. He's a conductor big time.

or

Dude, Dont be such a fucking conductor.

by jenou April 19, 2007

rusty conductor

The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.

Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.

by Diones Smith October 10, 2006

conditional friend

individual friends of a couple are conditional friends of each other because after the breakup they have to be only friends with their original friend

"I can't talk to John as I and Danny have broken up, he was my conditional friend.

by inskisspiss June 6, 2018

bad conduct discharge

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.

My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.

by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018

armstrong air condition

In a motor vehicles, cooling the inside by rolling down the windows or putting down the top.

I only have armstrong air conditioning.

by Sam Colt July 11, 2006

Japanese Air Conditioning

When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.

It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.

by JT Miller July 15, 2009