Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.
by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018
Get the concerteermug. by Big A Racing January 26, 2022
Get the Concert Bitchmug. A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.
My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert
by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025
Get the i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concertmug. When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squattermug. by ethelrapp July 9, 2024
Get the the concert groupmug. Awesome word created by the best
Has four main definitions...
1. (noun) Awesomer way of saying Easter grass or plasticy confetti
2. (noun) Any item that isn't supposed to be on the ground (according it your parents/roommates) but YOU want it on the ground or are too lazy to pick it up
3. (noun) The awesomest mispronounced word in the English language
4. (verb) To create a funny moment or memory for you and your friends, potentially screwing yourself over in the process
Basically, the best word to ever exist
Origin: North-East USA April 2006
Has four main definitions...
1. (noun) Awesomer way of saying Easter grass or plasticy confetti
2. (noun) Any item that isn't supposed to be on the ground (according it your parents/roommates) but YOU want it on the ground or are too lazy to pick it up
3. (noun) The awesomest mispronounced word in the English language
4. (verb) To create a funny moment or memory for you and your friends, potentially screwing yourself over in the process
Basically, the best word to ever exist
Origin: North-East USA April 2006
1. I need some concerter for my Easter basket.
2. My computer and phone cords are my concerter.
3. Concerter is awesome!!!!
4. Duuude, you were soooo cocertering last night.
2. My computer and phone cords are my concerter.
3. Concerter is awesome!!!!
4. Duuude, you were soooo cocertering last night.
by aria&spencer May 3, 2014
Get the Concertermug. Concert butt is the nervous, emergency diaharrea feeling you get when standing in line to go onto a rollercoaster and you’re terrified of roller coasters
Or
When you are at a concert, the band takes the stage and you’re so excited !! Then the 911 emergency projectile diaharrea feeling sets in.
That’s the meaning of Concert Butt
Or
When you are at a concert, the band takes the stage and you’re so excited !! Then the 911 emergency projectile diaharrea feeling sets in.
That’s the meaning of Concert Butt
Hey Ma, are you going to wear an adult diaper to the concert tonight? I would hate for you to have concert butt again, do you remember how mad people were because you didn’t change your pants? Just a heads up 👍🏼
by Queen Babs March 14, 2024
Get the concert buttmug.