by Yeethasbeentaken May 6, 2020
Get the Apple computermug. "CS"
The magical major where you have to write a program the night before it is due while your friends are playing poker and getting laid.
Forces you to take 3 semesters of calculus. This is not good.
The magical major where you have to write a program the night before it is due while your friends are playing poker and getting laid.
Forces you to take 3 semesters of calculus. This is not good.
by Jason Hickey February 4, 2004
Get the computer sciencemug. What happens after you've been on the computer so long that your eyes glaze over and you start acting like your high, stoned and/or drunk.
Computer Girl: Wooooo I've been on the computer for SIX HOURS STRAIGHT! Wheee! I'm gonna go now, biznatches. Gonna go to...where's that place again? That place...
Guy Watching: Wow, someone's computer high.
Guy Watching: Wow, someone's computer high.
by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008
Get the computer highmug. bob:why doesnt your computer work?
jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working
bob:sounds like a computer crash!
jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working
bob:sounds like a computer crash!
by dont shoot March 5, 2011
Get the computer crashmug. Computer major for
1) Hardcore computer people who want power Power POWER!
2) Masochistic individual who enjoys punishing himself
3) One who wants to become a programmer
Don't confuse a CS msjor for one who majors in Information Systems, or "Lazy Man's CS". Information Systems is more similar to majoring in Word.
1) Hardcore computer people who want power Power POWER!
2) Masochistic individual who enjoys punishing himself
3) One who wants to become a programmer
Don't confuse a CS msjor for one who majors in Information Systems, or "Lazy Man's CS". Information Systems is more similar to majoring in Word.
LA LA LA LA LA, I'm in computer science, I want to be a programmer, yeah, that's it school, rape my ass! Bastards.
by Nobbe November 19, 2003
Get the computer sciencemug. a personal computer, either in the form of a laptop or desktop, usually infected with other viruses, for example cyber herpes, and/or is lacking in memory or in need of major repairs, that has been dedicated for the consumption and/or viewing of porn.
"Don't ever say I didn't buy you anything," said Joey, "I gave you a porn computer for your personal entertainment needs."
by mes1983 December 27, 2009
Get the Porn Computermug. A lethal virus contracted on one's computer due to excessive observation of pornography. Generally non-curable.
Tyrone: Yo, I gots mad computer AIDS 'cause I be watchin' like nine consecutive hours of porn yesterday.
Louis: Yo, shit.
Tyrone: Word.
Louis: Yo, shit.
Tyrone: Word.
by Dontrell January 18, 2008
Get the Computer AIDSmug.