Comfort Wank 

A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.

Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.

Comfort Wank by thehitcher03 August 3, 2009

comfort grope 

the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region

did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin

comfort grope by creature from the abyss February 9, 2010

comfort film 

a film one watches that one has seen a minimum of 100 times and it never gets old. typically a comedy, it is usually watched on a lazy day at home. if you see this film on tv, you'll probably watch it without changing the channel.

Examples could be:

Airplane, Caddyshack, Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Happy Gilmore, The Breakfast Club, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers

Person 1: Are you watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off again??
Person 2: Yeah, so? It's my comfort film!

comfort film by papabarista January 7, 2012

comfort dick

the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.

I hooked up with my ex because it was low effort. I know that dick. That's a comfort dick.

comfort dick by gblowit May 6, 2018

Comfort 

A very tiny localized, stable anarchy that prays every day it won't become Boerne. If you come here you may encounter horse shit. Get over your urban self and stop complaining to the Chamber of Commerce. They ain't the boss of us.

The Comfort 4th of July parade was so cool! They had real horses and real horse poop!

Comfort by WanderinWanderer September 29, 2019

Too comfortable 

Getting "too comfortable"

Meaning A:

When someone is acting like they own the place, are begining to test people, and push people's personal boundaries.

So you tell them they are getting "too comfortable"

Meaning B:

When you get too complacent at your job or with your relationships and begin to take advantage.

You are getting "too comfortable"

Example A: Terrell and Eric are playing basketball.

Terrell scores a basket on Eric

Terrell: You can't play defense. You play like a bitch.

Eric: I ain't no bitch, don't call me that again.

Terrell: haha, play more defense bitch.

Eric: Listen bro, you're getting "too comfortable".

Example B:

John made plans with Jessica his girlfriend of 2 years to go to the park on Saturday.

Jessica: Hey John I'm ready to go to the park.

John: Eh, we'll go next week I'm playing videogames right now.

John is getting "too comfortable" in the relationship.

Too comfortable by Plathanos5 May 15, 2021

southern comfort 

a potent sweet caramel flavored liquor popular amongst people too young to be drinking leagaly

Billy got hammered on southern comfort and yakked all over the bathroom

southern comfort by Xot June 1, 2005