the colonel 

The Greatest Guy EVER from Weebl and Bob.

Hello there, colonel.

the colonel by Dr M March 29, 2004

The colonel 

One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:

- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.

The colonel by Danny The Damaja December 21, 2004

Full Bird Colonel 

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings

I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.

Full Bird Colonel by EupheMystick April 4, 2011

Urinal Colonel 

Person who cleans,or mantians urinals.
could be a janitor or perhaps a jail trustee

Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.

Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI

Urinal Colonel by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008

The Colonel Sanders 

The foamy beard you get from going down on a girl after you or someone has already cum inside her.

"After I blew my load, I started licking her pussy. She came so hard she gave me The Colonel Sanders"

The Colonel Sanders by Sir BigDaddy June 4, 2015

Bacon colonel 

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

Bacon colonel by 18421442 August 20, 2016

The Colonel Sanders 

As your girl lays down she asks you what kind of chicken you want in a sexy voice and then you reply and tell her you want the 8 piece bucket. She takes off her clothes and you start titty fucking both breasts, then her pull out and jizz on them, reload and start fucking her between the legs and jizz on them and then reload and fuck her between her thighs similar to titty fuck style and you jizz on them and while she is still wearing her maxi pad, have her keep it in her vagina and when you're about to bust a nut pull out and jizz on her wings in order to complete the 8 piece meal.

I just gave my girl The Colonel Sanders and she told me it was finger licking good.

The Colonel Sanders by nflfanatic4life May 30, 2018