colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.
Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.
by Zonal K September 25, 2018
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Colon Baby

When anally injected semen leaks into the vagina and impregnates a woman. The child comes out with a noticeably darker skin tone.
"Man, that bitch thought she was being safe taking it up the ass but bitch got a colon baby."
by sstinkbaitss December 14, 2009
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Colon Debris

Something blocking your colon or lack thereof.
"Man, After those nachos, I have some serious Colon Debris."
"Gross..."
by Prototypical Non-Conformist November 07, 2007
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Colon Explorer

First heard as an innuendo in BBC comedy series 'The Mighty Boosh', a 'Colon Explorer' is an expression of someone who is homosexual.
by The Delta Bandit July 23, 2006
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colon blow

The rapid expulsion of hot feces after over endulgance of spicy Chinese food with a little beer on top of that!!
Who was the Picosso that painted the toilet bowl with their colon blow??
by hot dirty sanchez December 05, 2002
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quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.
"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"
by hughmonger October 31, 2003
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Colon sweat

when your butthole sweats and it smells like horrible shit
by Jensen Clark February 24, 2005
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