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take a cold shower

I will take a cold shower. It will be cold. My balls will shrink. Brr.
by Magicpants October 11, 2007
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Cold Susan

The idea for a Cold Susan was created from the Hot Carl. A Cold Susan is when you poop into a plastic bag and freeze it. After freezing the turd thoroughly, (during intercourse) take the frozen turd out of the bag and replace your penis with the frozen turd.
I tried giving my girl a cold susan but the poo melted and it sucked.
by Zak Haas July 21, 2007
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Cold Sauce

Hot sauce isnt really hot.... If its in the fridge its cold also see luke warm in the cabinet sauce
that cold sauce is damn spicy
by Havanas March 9, 2005
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cold shoulder

When a female rejects a guy after he tries to get into her under garments. Also, when one of your friends tries to compliment or hit on a girl, and she disses him. Usually reffered to in sign language by patting your shoulder, showing your wingman that your chances with the hot breezie is going down to china town.
Max was trying to be all slick n stuff, by telling Molly she had nice smelling hair, but she gave him the cold shoulder when she stomped on his nuts with high heels and left.
by Dennis of Btown September 8, 2008
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Cold-Softy

When you snap a chicks neck during intercourse
i was banging her, had a nam flashback, snapped her neck, then she went all cold-softy on me"
by linesteppersteve June 15, 2011
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cold shake

The act of mixing raw heroin with water without heat in the bucket of your needle, and shooting it. Can only be done with pure, raw heroin.
That raw from up North is so good you can cold shake it.
by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018
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Cold Stromboli

The surprise that occurs when sitting down on a freezing toilet seat.
I got cold stromboli when taking a shit on our skiing trip.
by 2praslin March 1, 2019
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