cum cement

When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.

Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.

by donkey punching bag September 3, 2016

clement

Beautiful french guy. Usually, they come from Paris...

By the way, it means as well smart and clever.

What a Clement guy!!

by Clementusrugby August 8, 2006

Clevenger

to pull a completely idiotic and unnecessary act that can cause destruction to precise mechanical equipment

Dude you pulled a clevenger jumping up and down on the helicopter blades!

by Bell Aero January 12, 2007

Cement vagina

When a woman Won't put out no matter how hard you try, it wont open unless you break it (rape)

Person 1: I wanna fuck that girl Linda

Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina

Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis

by Icoinedthat May 9, 2009

cleven

Cleven, is a very smart and handsome young man. You can count on him to be there when you need him the most. Cleven is very funny, and kind to the people close to him. If you have a friend named Cleven, consider yourself lucky.

Cleven will always be there for me no matter what.

by Toad ass nigga July 1, 2018

100 Cement

A phrase spin off of the popular, 100%. Usually used by hipsters and other people who are generally cooler than the rest of ordinary society. Indicative of a higher IQ and good sense of fun and urban living.

Is that Nicole girl good looking? 100 cement! No doubt about it.

by Mav3r1ck July 8, 2014

cement sausage

An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.

While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.

by Karl L August 25, 2006