CLEANING THE CARPET

PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS

My boyfriend really likes cleaning the carpet!

by JenPaulII October 23, 2009

Cheating

Looking at another bitch.

Cheating is when a person looks at another person of their preference that is not their significant other. Eg: Tiffany was walking down the street with her boyfriend and there was an attractive famale passing by and she turns to Andrew and says "you looked at her! We're through!" She then later posts all over her social media that he is a dirty lying cheater.

by Sk sk sk sk sk March 30, 2017

soccer cleaning

Cleaning up anything using only feet to do so usually by making a pile then deciding what to do with it.

My kid won't let me put them down right now and I gotta clean up, looks like I'll be soccer cleaning.

by chaibot7 October 19, 2010

Not Not Cheating

When a female (usually) breaks up with her boyfriend, while already having another guy picked out. Her excuse for breaking up always blames the guy for the termination of the relationship. She does this to technically avoid cheating. We guys see through this ruse AKA 'double negation'.

Sarah: "I don't feel you love me anymore.
Guy: "Why would you say that? Of course I love you."
Sarah: "We should see other people."
Guy: "Are you cheating on me?"
Sarah: "No. I'm not not cheating."

And so she sees someone else...ten minutes later.

by Henry le Rennet March 28, 2011

Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

Smoking Marijuana after your anti-pot girlfriend or wife etc tells you to stop.

Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?

Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

by Respire13 May 9, 2011

cleaning out my closet

1. A song written by Eminem

"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"

by Crayola's Crayon January 10, 2008

micro cheating

Micro-cheating. Small things in a relationship that makes your S.O mad but not enough to breakup with you. Talking to other girls/boys, hugging others, etc. Just be careful, if you keep micro cheating it’ll all add up and be gone...

Hey, dude. Careful talking too other girls and sending them selfies. All that micro cheating will catch up to you.

by bigtittythick69420 November 14, 2018