Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner

A person who's relationship status is single, and has no other friends that are single.

Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner Guy: I'm such a lonely toilet bowl cleaner.... Every time I hang out with my friends I feel like the 3rd wheel.... I need a girlfriend.

by aaaauntiea December 21, 2010

The Cleaner

When you finish having anal with your girlfriend, to keep from having corn on your member, you poke her in the ribs with your thumbs and when she tightens up you pull out.

My girlfriend let me get in that ass but she had been eating corn and peanuts and I had it on my dick when I got done. Next time I'll give her the cleaner after I finish.

by Spanky484 November 26, 2006

cleaner

Member of the mob, similar to an assassin.

Joey's been doing a bit of "cleaning" in the down town scene, if you know what I'm talkin' bout.

by DeathInTheFamily March 18, 2004

Vacuum cleaner

aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!

Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!

by Juicybigsausage June 14, 2016

Barncicle Cleaner

When you are done having sex with a girl and ejaculate in her un proceed to eat her out and suck your semen out of her vagina thus cleaning her barncicle.

Dude I busted a fat load into this whore last night and then I went down and gave her a barncicle cleaner it was disgusting.

by tito chavez June 13, 2006

Bohemian Tongue cleaner

Simply have your partner lay flat on the floor with there tongue sticking out.
You then have to spread out your cheeks, bend down and put them over your partners mouth.
Once feeling the tickling sensation, clinch your asscheeks together and lift up.

bobby gave me a Bohemian Tongue cleaner last night and almost ripped my tongue off. The left over hairs in my mouth caused a big infection in my throat.

by joey smokesz July 24, 2009

pipe cleaner

when a guy urinates after ejaculation, like after sex or jacking off

After me and my girl banged i had to go in the bathroom and do a pipe cleaner, i felt so blocked.

by little_nut2 July 26, 2010