Santa Clause

When you are so deep in her pussy for an extended period of time that her cum dries up creating a beard or win

Gino was so deep he be looking like Santa Clause

by Vaj Guru March 12, 2015

Rubber Clause

1st law of memes, stating that one cannot reverse a reverse.

Person one: u gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause

by Skulltra August 20, 2019

santa clause

a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.

“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”

by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020

Embedded Clause

A clause which has been embedded into a sentence. Is a 5 star rated sentence technique and highly recommended by all nerds. Whilst hard to master the art, an embedded clause offers great potential and success for those who use it.

Tom decided to include an embedded clause in his english exam, which failed miserably, and he continued to cry in his sleep

by Xavvvvvvvvvy squadddd November 12, 2020

The Recommendation Clause

If someone recommends a show to you, it is stated under the Recommendation Clause that they must finish it alongside you.

My friend wouldn't stop recommending JoJo's bizarre adventure to me but now he refuses to watch anything past part 3, thus breaking the Recommendation Clause.

by Joood September 25, 2020

cartman clause

The clause of a license for an open source project that requires you to publicly suck the balls of (give due credit to) the contributers.

After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.

by wajideus June 13, 2017

the winglis clause

A new version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ (the longer an internet argument/debate/discussion goes on the likelihood of a reference to Hitler increases) which we’ll call ‘The Winglis Clause’ that states that as soon as Trump is brought into an internet argument/debate/discussion the topic will immediately descend into a lengthy and verbally spiteful ‘left vs right’ debate leaving the original topic trampled underfoot like an unfit tourist in Pamplona trying their hand at ‘the running of the bulls’. It’s basically a more ‘en flique’ version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ with a few extras on it. In the spirit of Hollywood I have taken an existing, perfectly brilliant concept and repackaged it with some metaphorical CGI.

As soon as someone pulled the winglis clause out during a very interesting thread about the Ohio State Fair I knew it was time to log off before the Trumpeters showed up to argue how great the tiny handed Emperor is.

by Grill Bill December 6, 2020