Classic Newsted

A hairstyle that's long on the top and shaved on the sides and back (the opposite of a mullet), made most notable by former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted in the late 80's and early 90's.

It's too damn hot for all this hair - maybe I'll shave the underside and rock the Classic Newsted this summer.

by Alison Chaynes September 2, 2009

Classic Somo

A Classic Somo is someone who is too cheap to buy something. A Classic Somo takes cheapness to a whole new level.

That guy is buying bandages from aliexpress ~ Classic Somo

by Prunetesh April 19, 2017

classic regina george

A person who not only acts just like a Regina George (from the "Mean Girls" movie) but also keeps a 'burn book'.

oh my god! Colleen is a classic regina george! She's a back-stabbing bitch AND she has a 'burn book'!

by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

Classic Bing

When Bing does something classically Bing.

Person 1: "and Bing was in the cult aswell"
Person 2: "Classic Bing"

by emdog99 June 4, 2017

classic figgis

A Classic Figgis is where you wake up to your genitals being stuck in the zipper of a sleeping bag.

We went camping last week! Last day, Joe woke to a Classic Figgis and it was epic.

by Fannybuster October 20, 2020

Classic Bardakoff

When one outperforms the original. Originated from Julien Bardakoff, voice actor for Luigi.

Heath Ledger played a much better Joker than Cesar Romero. Classic Bardakoff!

by brighteyedathena March 2, 2022

backer classic

A song or other composition of musical quality with the ability to cause drunkards to break into dances including fist pumping, squatting low, grinding, circling up, hand clapping and pole licking. Will be stuck in ones head for 6-8 hours after hearing excerpts from lyrics in daily conversation. Similar to a backer jam but with extended longevity.

Rudy: I heard someone say "Turn Around" on the street today and had Total Eclipse Of The Heart in my head all afternoon.
Knute: What a backer classic!

by Jimmy Squire May 7, 2015