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churches 

Also known as Kirks, churches are where the christans often go on a Sunday, being the heart of their lord and savior, Jesus Christ. It's also the place where people visit, and also the place to go and watch several people perform musical pieces, like those who are experienced with the piano can play Beethoven's songs, such as Für Elise.
As a verb, it's an abbreviation of the word church.
Mandy: Have you been to atleast 3 churches lately?
Becky: Yea, I have.
Mandy: How good were they?
Becky: Meh...
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Churchin slurpin 

When you give head in a confessional and some of the cum goes down the side of his boner so you have to slurp it off the side of his dick.
Hey didn’t father Bradley ask you to get a mop? Oh it’s ok I have him a churchin slurpin so I wouldn’t have to clean up the confessional!
Churchin slurpin by Ron with an h January 1, 2019

churchill crocodile 

"mmm that's real nice Bab-- AAA WHAT THE FUCK OW DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHURCHILL CROCODILE???"

Churchill 

The guy is such a Churchill
Churchill by Knownothing30 November 24, 2021

churchill junior highschool 

A place where dreams go to die, A place that no one likes, churchill. Here are churchill you can do drugs in the bathroom or maybe fuck no one cares. You can shout slurs in the hallways and act autistic. Here at churchill we have future sluts in the making.
Im going to churchill junior highschool next year!
Sucks to be you..

Churchill High School 

Churchill High School, located in Livonia, Michigan is the home of an astute bunch. Firstly, the CAPA kids who play with each others holes and congregate near the Black Box have no problem sucking face and dropping pants at any spot they get. The MSC kids think they know the struggles of the world when they a 98% instead of a 99% on their AP Comp Sci exam, The Student Council is the most embarrassing orgy of badly painted mental health signs and ugly, ugly fucking spirit weeks, and the Band is.. The band. They wear funny hats though. Not going to lie, shut it down now.
“You been to Churchill High School recently?”

“Not after that old shitty Urban Dictionary Post from 2006 about it. Any different now?”

Not really.”