Cronch

New age version usually used in replace of the word cringe, that can be used very loosely to describe anything bad or weird.

Guy one: Yo dude what's wrong?
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.

by DoubleDoubleBigGay November 24, 2018

Crönch

Crönch can mean ANYTHING

yo we’re getting crönched tonight (aka- we’re getting high/
/ drunk/ laid/ etc.)

should i crönch that shirt (aka- should i buy/ steal that shirt

by honeycombbitch December 24, 2018

Cronch

When you get a wedgie so far up your ass that you have anal contusions

That bully pulled my underwear and gave me a nasty cronch

by Cronch giver February 24, 2019

cronch

When something to eat is very very damn hard crispy then you say so

Eating popcorn
Nobody:

Skrunky: *CRONCH*

by Tizflint March 24, 2019

Cronch

The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.

“I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”

by Dickcheeseyy November 17, 2019

Chonchola

Noun used to describe a person, place, or thing if you forget what it is actually called or can not say the real word in that moment

Wow look at that chonchola over there!
Come here you little chonch!
Timmy has a massive chonchola!

by FireCrotch17 May 10, 2020

Chonchi

One who goes out of their way to give a woman their full and undivided attention. Also commonly referred to as over the top simping no matter the result.

That pat kid was being a real chonchi at that party last night

by Patsasimp June 28, 2020