Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.

Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis

by Casual Historian April 25, 2022

Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle

Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020

Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.

Wow Ashley is a Corpus Christi crop duster!

by John Doe357 November 4, 2013

Lilla Christie

A smart beautiful women with a strange obsession for hello kitty she is someone that you’ll want to be near but can never seem to get as near as you’d like, She also struggles to reach the top shelf.

Lilla Christie is short

by Monkeyman1294 October 12, 2020

Corpus Christi, Texas

Small Port City on the Gulf Coast. One of the few cities in Texas that have a declining population (Though slowly).

Corpus Christi is a city that proves the racial stereotypes to be true (They even have a MLK Jr. Dr. So yeah)

Demographics:
90% Hispanic
9% Black
1% White

Population:
317,863 (2020)
317,773 (2021) (-0.1%)

Politics: Purple-Red

Corpus Christi, Texas is the great value version of Mobile, AL.

I lived in Corpus Christi, It sucks (Though padre island and the U.S.S Lexington are cool)

by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024

Christy

Christy is the type of person who cares about all her friends and family. She will do anything to help them get through their darkest moments. Christy is a really funny person. She is really fun to hang out with, and she is very kawaii. She isn’t really into makeup, but with enough practice and an amazing cousin to help her, she can accomplish any look! She likes car rides, and making memories. She despises all the freaks on tiktok, and last but not least she is h0m0ph0b1c and proud 😊!

Have you seen Christy? She’s one of the most kawaii people out there!

by hophopper September 20, 2020

Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022