Chode

When one's gentleman's sausage has a greater diameter than length.

Sir Henry II gentlemans sausage was a chode.

by Ass Pegger April 21, 2021

chode

a dick that looks like a tree stump; about 8 cm tall and 48 hectometers wide.

joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.

by Richard Crout March 05, 2017

Chode

Simon Williams

Have you seen that Simon Williams, what a chode

by Dixie McCluskey September 02, 2019

chode

a fat weiner.

"suck my dick bbg"
"No you have a chode"

*CRIES*

by ihavethephatestass39 January 09, 2022

Chode

A penis that is wider in diameter than it is long. Also used as an insult.

James was such a chode for being afraid of raisins

by AJMx March 02, 2021

Chode

David (Rocket) Robinson

Chode fingers, chode toes, and a Microchode equals 21 Chodes

by 21 Chode January 04, 2019

Chode

Male genitalia particularly of wide diameter and shortness in length that inhibits most sexual activities. Males who possess a chode may be subject to embarrassment from other people. The term chode is often used in common good-natured banter.

"Joe Rogan has a small chode."

by Hollering Holocaust December 29, 2019