chocolate lady

1. a horny middle aged woman who unabashedly verbalizes her fantasies about youger men, often with a Fran Drescher- like intonation, named for the almost universal adoration and overconsumption of chocolate these women exhibit

2. anyone who exhibits characteristics of a chocolate lady

Chocolote Lady: Mmmm! That Bo Bice has such a tight little ass!

Observer: Chocolate lady, three o'clock.

by vivezplus September 2, 2006

Chocolate Meatball

When you fist out your asshole then punch your partner in the face.

That chocolate meatball last night hurt like a son of a bitch.

by AuJaBas93 January 16, 2009

Chocolate Chest

The act of female defecation on the chest of one, Uncle Alan "Chocolate Chest." Often accompanied by a plexi-glass board to ease clean-up.

"I would totally let a girl give me a chocolate chest if I get to sleep with her after and she is the hottest girl I have ever seen... or that girl "vomit bag."

by Courteous August 18, 2014

Chocolate Knob

Two men with a door in between each other bend over and take turns shoving the door knob into each others assholes.

Lets chocolate Knob tonight .

by Dnaltrop September 8, 2016

Red Chocolate

When your anal cavity gets ruptured and a combination of blood and shit comes out of your anus

John was spewing red chocolate when a got a pencil up his asshole

by mcjohnuuy September 27, 2017

Chocolate Noodle

An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.

Dave gave Steve a chocolate noodle for Christmas.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Chocolate City

Slang term for Washington D.C. because of its large African American population. Listen to 95.5 or 93.9 in the DC Metro Area you’ll hear it allot especially coming from D.C.'S own DJ FLEXX.

(DJ FLEXX): Hello Chocolate City YOUR tunning in to wpgc 95.5. And right now we bout ta get tha go-go started. folks. WWWAA WWAAAA WHERE YOU FROM

(Caller): Landover

(DJ FLEXX): Whhhhha WWWHHHHATS YOUR NAME

(Caller): Misha

(DJ FLEXX) : WHHHHO WHOOO'S UR CREW

(Caller): Direll, evan, seft, D, K STREET.

(dj flexx): OOOOOHHH SOUTHWEST OOOOHHH SOUTHEAST


(SORY BUT THATS WHAT I HEAR EVERY GODAMN WEEKEND)

by Dc Guy6666 July 7, 2008