Arse- chewed

getting told off as in being severly told off , even being shouted at. Usually used in work situations, army and at school.

at work, "i got my arse- chewed the other night for not locking up correctly"

by [e-mail] August 9, 2006

Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.

"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."

by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017

chew harder

when someone says "tough shit," you use this little phrase as a comeback/response/rejoinder.

will: man, i've got to work all day saturday. guess i won't get to go to the ballgame with you guys.
bill: aw, tough shit.
will: REALLY? CHEW HARDER!!!

by earpuller November 21, 2010

chew patch

The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.

Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?

by ChiefHungLo August 20, 2014

Chewing the cud

Thinking about something/someone for a long time.

Person 1: Whatcha doing?
Person 2: Just chewing the cud.
Person 1: Ahhh I see bruv.

by ShenMasta June 9, 2018

cubicle chew

"cubicle chew" is the way to close for comfort chewing sound coming from the cubicle next to you

OMG... I almost just vomitted listening to the guy next to me cubicle chew his turkey sandwich!!

by birdgirl12 April 16, 2010

chews the root

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

by songwriter Nappy Martin September 6, 2005