Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.
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An aperitif enjoyed by those of a certain persuasion ie scissor sisters where oysters can be enjoyed simultaneously. Can also be enjoyed by males, that rare type who indulge in foreplay.
The Lionesses have played particularly well in the World Cup, there will be many celebrations including chewing the oysters.
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