Chipped

To have a computer chip embedded in your brain, directing your thoughts; under government control.

I've been chipped and now I can't think for myself.

by dgldjljf September 23, 2011

chappedDiCk

Comes from the anglosaxon word meaning dry penis. 1) when your penis gets cracked and dry related to lack of lube during intercourse. 2) When your penis becomes dry and cracked related to ineffective homecare resulting in skin infection.

As in:
Think dirty Lucy when we fuck, you give my pepe ChappedDICK when you get dry"

by Professor candi February 4, 2005

Suck that chipped tooth

When you are so munted and chewing on your face, you result to sucking on your friends front chipped tooth, and chanting "SUCK THAT CHIPPED TOOTH".

"I will pop many a E bombs on the weekend, and suck that chipped tooth"

by Doheny April 20, 2009

chopped

to be fucked from mass quantities of elicit substances, feeling the effects of euphoric sensations.

I was so chopped at last night's rave.

by Michaelangelo July 22, 2003

chopped-in-half

1: To be so, so, High...
2: Faded, confused, dazed, mistaken.
3: To be severed from your lower body

1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.

2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.

3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!

by Gonzo December 26, 2003

chopped and screwed

to be turned down by a female, to be led on.

dayyyyum!, that chick just chopped and screwed you!

by rubenblanca March 8, 2009

chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 17, 2006