[Two-Checker]

Too-cheker N: An individual with complete disregaurd for one's health, who enjoys living in financial stability and is willing to do what it takes to obtain this status.

Of course the Russianbear can afford his new mansion and 1967 Shelby Cobra 427, for he is a two-checker and lives in financial stability.

by The Russianbear2120 October 17, 2008

Tonsil Checker

WHEN YOU GRAB THE BACK OF A WOMANS HEAD AND YOU SHOVE YOUR DICK SO FAR DOWN HER THROAT YOU CAN NOTICE IF SHE HAS HAD HER TONSILS REMOVED OR NOT.

Last night I met a woman at the bar who ended up coming home with me and as she started to give me a blowjob I got a little over excited and gave her a tonsil checker. She still has them fyi...

by PNDub Dude January 20, 2017

L-R checker

one who always checks to make sure the "L" and "R" earphones go in the correct ear

I always make sure to put the "R" earphone in my right ear and the "L" in my left. I'm a total L-R checker.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 17, 2009

checker

Derogatory term for some one who is both black and white. Mullato.

That checker kid's mom is white.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

checkered

A mixture of good and bad facial features in a single person. Often causing mixed feelings on level of hotness.

Ellen Muth from Dead Like Me is hot, but checkered.

by FutureResident November 14, 2011

checkers

Checkers was in the 50s, (at the time) Vice-President Nixon's dog. He used the dog, a cocker spaniel I think, to cover up a blatent lie. Basicly, he tried to tell the world a soppy story about his dog to make them feel sorry for him and put him in a more favorable light than he was ultimatly burned out of office by.

"Checkers is my cute little dog." It could probably also be used as a verb. "Man, don't talk checkers to me!"

by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006

playing checkers with the cat

A slang term used to describe female masturbation.

Jenna is at home playing checkers with the cat.

by melvis43 December 3, 2009