certificatologist

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation

Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

Certified G

When you have been around your way, paid respect, worked your way up, stayed down for your crown, don't fuck with lames and so on. Be loyal and trustworthy.

Viktor is a certified G, he takes care of his family and nearby neighbors. He's not crying or suffering, but stepping into action and getting it done.

by Gravehund April 26, 2017

Curtsy

A front butt burp

She is a sweet girl so I didn't mind when she pulled a curtsy

by Cmoneymcmillions July 23, 2018

certified bucket

a basketball player that can't miss and has a real naiz shot

damn did you see that shot he's a certified bucket

by i am stroke July 1, 2019

Certified "Bruh Moment"

A "Bruh Moment" of the highest caliber. Only in certain situations may a "Bruh Moment" be certified.

Person 1: "The kids in my basement won't stop screaming"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"

by brickswithfun May 9, 2020

Gift Certificating

What males do for gift giving around the holidays in lieu of going out and purchasing an actual gift.

i went gift certificating the week b4 christmas this year

by Rita Torcaso/Ben Gentile December 21, 2005

dick certified

Having a huge dick and everyone knows it.

Did you see how big his dick was yeah he is dick certified.

by Gryffindor1738 January 2, 2018