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certified glazer

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.
by Certified glazer September 7, 2016
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AFA Certified

Stripper term used to determine level of cleanliness. (Alcohol Fresh Anus)
“Hey Diamond, are you currently AFA Certified?”

“My AFA Certification is up for renewal the 5th time this afternoon.”
by AFA Certified November 29, 2019
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Certifiable

(adj) Completely NUTS. Past the point of "ticking". Ready to flip OUT.
Oh shit! That chick's been off her meds for a few days now! She's certifiable!
by starlight88 February 4, 2010
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100% Certified

Adjective:

1. The art of being fearless in the bedroom when it comes to pounding box.

2. During the act of pounding box, there are no limits to how far you will go to show her who is boss.

3. On a female the licking and cleaning of the anus and the region above or below ( depends what position your in ) the box.

4. Once recieving the title everyone knows who the 100% Certfied guys are and they attract girls who want to get certified.
Guy 1: Yo last night I had sex with this dime slimmy.
Guy 2: Nice breh did you lick her asshole?
Guy 1: No why you ask?
Guy 2: Cause then your pathetic self ain't "100% Certified."

Rico Suave loves lickin anus and cleaning that shit with his tongue...That white boy is 100% Certified.

"Girls love guys who are 100% Certified"
by Rico #10 December 17, 2009
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certone

tasteless paranoia. vulgar responses to sane behavior. cup of coffee and a cigarette. get tanked.
I be a certone...LOSE THE LIFE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by rob March 30, 2005
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hurtin' for certain

Someone who is hurtin' or appears to be hurtin, for certain.
Devo, you look like shit man. Yeah, I had a rough one last night. Pounded 'er back all night dude, really. Yeah definitely hurtin' for certain. Ouuuuuu
by battletoad12 August 9, 2010
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Certified boy lover

Drake is a 'certified boy lover!

Drake: Ooh, Lil Wayne is too good, he's just too good!
by Icy Wyte June 15, 2022
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