Coconut Butney

When you give a girl a cream pie in the butt after she's had Indian takeout.

Man, that ho needs a serious condom-ent with her chicken tikka malala. I'm going to go give her some coconut butney.

by CockteaseUSA January 8, 2010

Coconips

The act of taking melted chocolate and dripping it onto your partner's nipples. Later to eat them off as it hardens.

Hey baby, wanna see some Coconips?

by Afitz May 6, 2015

coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff

She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*

by Sassymatttteeee September 7, 2019

Coconutted

To add coconut to something

Aly: I just got coconutted at starbucks
Chris: you cant get enough coconut flavored drinks can you?

by TRASH FROG October 22, 2019

Cocona

Cocona is a really cool duck who eats dogs and cats. She’s super funny and a great friend. I don’t see why she wasn’t already in urban dictionary, but now she is. She is the nicest duck in deh world. hiMakes the best faces too.

Friends one: COCONA!! *makes duck face*
Cocona: HIIIIII *makes face*
Friend two: hey you want some of my fried dog?
Cocona: sure! Have some of my fried cat.

by ok boomer eats dogs and cats December 14, 2019

cedon

Cedon (see-done) is a lovely fellow. If you don't appreciate him, then you don't deserve for him to put a cedon-you.

Have you ever heard of Cedon, Virginia, he's named after that place!

by boa901 September 20, 2020

coconize

To inject coconut milk into oneself's veins

I remember when I was young we used to coconize all the time.

by Zselé December 15, 2020